Don’t be scared. I’m a shapeshifter too!
children wake up early because they still get excited about life
this is the saddest thing I’ve seen on here
i hate this
oh look at the time
i am a fucking bird
wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said
"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"
then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming
100000000 points to mom.
Showing my favourite movie to my friends
This gif is so appropriate in so many ways I love it so much!
I think somebody had fun with this wall.
this is a nice wall. I like this wall.
My favorite thing about tumblr is following peoples personal storylines. Like when somebody I follow finally goes on a date with the person they like or comes out to their best friend or finishes a huge homework assignment I am literally on the couch pumping my fist and being really happy for them
sir could you just calm down for a second
"WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB AND WE’RE HERE TO MAKE YOU THINK ABOUT DEATH AND GET SAD AND STUFF"